My name is Emily.
I am from Los Angeles and I live in Boston. This coast is where I belong.
Madly in love with a man, and with this state of mind.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
OVERMEDICATED Stephen Colbert simply and brilliantly illustrates the nation’s pharma addiction by plastering the screen with the 40+ prescription pills currently on the market to battle hypertension.
goodnight moon
goodnight cat
goodnight dog
goodnight chair
goodnight balled up piece of tissue paper
goodnight towel covered in my semen but i still let other people use
goodnight clarinet i tried to stick up my butt one time and then later my niece played it before i could stop her
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
“Sometimes you read a book so special that you want to carry it around with you for months after you’ve finished just to stay near it.”
(Source: lifebestunwritten)
If you are reading this, you have survived your entire life up until this point.
You have survived traumas, heartbreak, devastation, the elements, different phases of life. And here you are.
You go, motherfucker. You’re awesome.
(Source: askclint)
NY under water.
The eye-catching swimming pool in Mumbai, India, has been built to raise awareness about the threat of sea level rises as a result of global warming.
It was constructed by attaching a giant aerial photograph of the New York City skyline to the floor of the pool.
THATS SO SICK
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
courage.
from the beginning.
until the end.
FUCK MY LIFE, I JUST BURST INTO TEARS.
he’s amazing.
(Source: kangaroosdontfly)
(Source: verticalfood)
So Toronto’s got a crack-smoking racist of a mayor, I see.
(h/t The Daily Show)
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
(Source: rustlecrowe)
